“Oh…You’re that new farmer girl/boy, or whatever. Aren’t you? Huh? Oh…I’m Haley. Haley. Hmm… If it weren’t for those clothes you might actually be pretty/cute… Actually, nevermind.”
one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it’s a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what’s the issue
I’m a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I’m there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I’m a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I’m friends with the local wizard
Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months’ supply of food stocked up right now.
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